(some of them are plain ROFLMAO. lol )
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i tink i will die laughing first.oops.super cheesy.)
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Wow. (apparently... this IS a pickup line. lol. and 30 of 100 is successful. 30%.heh.)
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
(this one is cute. haha.)
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
(I KNOW THIS ONE! yingqi played on me before.haha.)
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Disclaimer : using these does not ensure that u will succeed with the date you want, your crush, someone you like,and please do not try cause some of this are just plain FUNNY.roflmao. so the person is highly likely to just laugh AT you and not WITH you. haha.
